#26798
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11/03/2008 21:34:15
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http://boadle.com/red5/
Come on TNMC. USE THE FORCE.
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#26797
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11/03/2008 17:26:14
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Very good, Brunnhilde, a ha ha hur hur herc hirurckakakaka eeeegggggghhhhrrr. I'm sorry I just did a sick laugh. Or is it a laugh sick? Actually, I've been doing a lot of research recently into who is the funniest cunt on the forum and I'm now ready to publish my results:
1. Keith the Iraniac(the funniest cunt)
2. Denise(one funny cunt)
3. Chantelle( a right funny cunt)
4. ICOH(a funny little cunt)
5. Dante the Scrub( a funny cunt)
6. Brunnhilde( some kind of funny cunt)
7. Darlene( a cunt).
These results have been compiled by experts and have been verified as being a true and honest survey reflecting a great and indisputable truth, by experts, and cannot be revised, reconsidered or appealed against by law.
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26796
posted:
11/03/2008 16:30:12
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Well they should enjoy the rendition of Electoralshock that the first band on that night are due to play.
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| Brünnhilde
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#26795
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11/03/2008 15:38:22
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The problem is Brunnhilde, that the Iraniac women had western style equality up until the Islamic revolution of 1978, when the Shah was deposed in favour of the Ayatollah. The impact on women of the revolution has been particularly mixed. One of the striking features of the revolution was the large scale participation of women — from traditional backgrounds — in demonstrations. Some of this liberating effect has continued. Female university enrollment has risen steadily, reaching 66% in 2003. There are large numbers of women in the civil service and higher education, one example being the 14 women who were elected to the Islamic Consultative Assembly in 1996. On the other hand, the Islamic revolution is ideologically committed to inequality for women in inheritance and other areas of the the civil code; and especially committed to segregation of the sexes. Many women have fled Iran since 1978, including a sizeable ex pat community in London who regularly campaign for a return to pre revolutionary equality, the next demonstration is at 8pm, this Saturday, the 15th March at the Hope and Anchor, Upper St, N1, where up to 35,000 Iranian women are expected to gather and wail for at least 4 hours.
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26794
posted:
11/03/2008 13:43:42
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I hear that the Iranian women are trying to be allowed to ride in the same carriages as men on the underground - it took me 1400 years to get women the vote in Germany, haven't these girls ever heard of PATIENCE?
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| Brünnhilde
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#26793
posted:
11/03/2008 13:41:20
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I cant wait for Saturday evening. My wife and I will be bunking the train in to Tottenham from Cheshunt, where we will board the blue bullet to Highbury and Islington. I hope to be in my seat with a drink by 7 at the very latest. I've told lots of people to come down as well, but remember, if they do turn up, it's me and my wife they've come to see, not your band.
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#26792
posted:
11/03/2008 13:29:52
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Well done everyone. The TNMC forum has now lasted as long as World War 2 and 1 year longer than World War 1.
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26791
posted:
11/03/2008 13:27:04
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Look at that. I'm such a furious typer that I prematurely posted and shot my post off half cocked all over posting #26789. However, you will note that, like a true professional, I was able to complete the scene satisfactorily in posting #26790.
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#26790
posted:
11/03/2008 13:25:11
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oland or Czechoslovakia or Belgium or the low countries or the nether regions.
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#26789
posted:
11/03/2008 13:24:24
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Fucking Germans. You turn your back for 1 minute and they're trying to invade P
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#26788
posted:
11/03/2008 13:21:02
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Exactly as I suspected.
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| Brünnhilde
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#26787
posted:
11/03/2008 11:56:05
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Welche Stadt?
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#26786
posted:
10/03/2008 21:19:12
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Qualitat-stadt.
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#26785
posted:
10/03/2008 20:51:51
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Yes. Thats quality. Lets have another look Denise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPT_3PEjnsE
I think its safe to say it's the books. When he knocks down the books and upsets the Zulu warrior. Thats key. Watch the books Denise. And the masks. And the band members hiding around the library, behind the books and the library burning down. Thats the kind of thing you'll need to avoid Denise.
On a lighter note, I think what with the Hope and Anchor gig coming up quick, that the whole band can take a lot from the style and poise of Toto in this video. Particularly, Darlene, the height at which the bass player sets his bass strap and, Dante, the classic 80's demeanour of the keyboardist. But I think overall, everyone, the facial hair. And the giant book instead of a stage. Can we get some kind of giant book put together and installed for Saturday? Is that doable?
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#26784
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10/03/2008 20:41:58
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Actually. Yes. Actually it's a tie. Look, Denise, take heed of what happens to the lead singer of Toto in the video for Africa. I think he makes several key mistakes which I hope you wont repeat. In fact I'm putting this record on first on the compilation tape I'm doing for your walkman.
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#26783
posted:
10/03/2008 20:37:53
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After exstensive deliberation and many thousands of hours spent in charity shops across the country and at home in front of the turntable I have decided to announce that:
PARTY FEARS TWO BY THE ASSOCIATES IS THE GREATEST 7" OF THE 1980's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aNIv7h2s5g
AND THE RUNNER UP IS:
'Africa' by Toto.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPT_3PEjnsE
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#26782
posted:
10/03/2008 14:54:01
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Don't, what ever you do, tell Darlene about it though as she won't be happy.
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#26781
posted:
10/03/2008 14:53:29
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Dear Keith,
I've got a cunning plan, how about you play bass again, but don't let anyone know. you can stand behind the stage and just before the 1st track I will switch the DI from Alex's bass to yours.
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#26780
posted:
10/03/2008 14:47:27
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I watched it a few times, but couldn't see him ...
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#26779
posted:
10/03/2008 11:20:08
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by the way - that's woods on guitar in the youtube vid, with the dream team producing and i presume benny benny davies on all manner of percussion
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| chantelle marsh
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#26778
posted:
10/03/2008 09:43:08
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actually, is that gez?
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#26777
posted:
10/03/2008 09:41:08
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http://www.tinyurl.com/2oynkh
when i say 'love' i mean i think he's pretty funny
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#26776
posted:
10/03/2008 09:40:22
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr-jRWKRK9M
i love the kid with the cymbals
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#26775
posted:
10/03/2008 09:38:39
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when are they going to ban Monday mornings? we need a progressive government, not one that skirts around the important issues
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#26774
posted:
10/03/2008 09:37:38
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I just don't know any more
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#26773
posted:
09/03/2008 21:49:04
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Do I get a prize for the last sequence of posts? It is a Sunday night. I'm just waiting for Match of the Day. I cant wait for Saturday. I'm looking forwrd the set immensely. And remember-Lynda's coming, she's never heard the band before and I've told her you're good, so you know...and she's also available to answer any questions relating to child birth. Especially 36 hour labour followed by emergency caesarian. I can tell you all about that too, but I am a bit cloudy on it because of all the gas and air.
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#26772
posted:
09/03/2008 21:44:32
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Did anyone see the Spuds hammer the tinkers this afternoon? It were poetry.
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#26771
posted:
09/03/2008 21:40:10
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NO FUCKING WAY. THAT CUNT COMES BACK TO THIS BAND OVER ALL OF YOUR DEAD FUCKING BODIES. CUNT.
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#26770
posted:
09/03/2008 21:38:28
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I agree totally. We need the type of songs only Woods can write. GET HIM BACK NOW.
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#26769
posted:
09/03/2008 21:37:05
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I'm really relieved you guys are saying this now, because I've been thinking exactly the same for a while now. This band needs Woods back immediately.
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#26768
posted:
09/03/2008 21:35:44
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I agree with Darlene on this one. We cant hope to achieve the standard of songcraft required without Woods.
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#26767
posted:
09/03/2008 21:34:24
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Look everyone, I really think it's time we let Woods back in the band. We need him right now. We'll never progress to the next level without him.
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#26766
posted:
09/03/2008 21:31:52
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No. NO. I've had MY fucking identity stolen.
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#26765
posted:
09/03/2008 14:44:18
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Peter! Peter! I've had my identity stolen!
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#26764
posted:
09/03/2008 02:15:06
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go guys.....sorry i know that sounds gay but give it what you've got
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#26763
posted:
08/03/2008 23:23:48
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Write a fucking song about that because I cant and Lord knows I've fucking tried.
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#26762
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08/03/2008 23:22:53
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Did you know the word 'alcohol' is an ancient Mesapotamian word from the language of the Sumerians, Earths original civilisation, the first humans to liberate themselves from the slavery of the Annunaki, who are a far advanced alien culture originating from Nibiru, or Sirius, or the Dog star aka Planet x, due in 2012 to pass very closely on its 3600 year orbit and quite possibly take us all out?
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#26761
posted:
08/03/2008 20:16:53
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The only soundtrack you'll be hearing from me is "8 pints of Kronenbourg please barman cunt".
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#26760
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07/03/2008 20:57:51
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I've invited LOADS of couples to the 15th. LOADS of people in LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPS. I'm determined to test those relationships to the very edge of their tolerances and FAR BEYOND INTO THE BLACK DEPTHS OF HEART RENDING DESPAIR AND ISOLATION. And you, the TNMC shall provide the SOUNDTRACK.
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#26759
posted:
07/03/2008 18:36:46
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TYPICAL. We win a trophy and they all start converting.
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#26758
posted:
07/03/2008 17:38:31
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right, I'm off to the pub to get start drinking to ensure I'm reall really drunk by 15th
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#26757
posted:
07/03/2008 17:31:03
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unlike my middle-class Putney dwelling Guardian reading commrades, I actually wanted the spuds to win last night.
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#26756
posted:
07/03/2008 17:29:34
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indefinitely.
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26755
posted:
07/03/2008 17:28:29
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DAMN RIGHT. Look TNMC, you cant carry on indefinniely being
a)Rocknroll enough for the kids man
and
b) Sensible and accomplished and in control enough to warrant a record label laying out some big bucks on you.
Its all bollocks anyway. Being any good's got fuck all to do with it. You're best fucking coke sniffing buddies with someone in the right job or forget it. I'm going to smash the pub up anyway so you may aswell join in. Stuka Dive Bomber had Parlophone and Deceptive watch them at the Hope and anchor in 97 and we got so drunk we couldn't play the songs and we had a fight 3 songs in and had to abandon the gig and the record company people all walked out. That were quality that were.
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#26754
posted:
07/03/2008 17:14:14
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Come on TNMC, this whole thing has got faaaar too serious. Uncle Woods had it sorted out from the beginning. Gigs should be about 'the happening' about the fucking drinking, fighting and rioting. Not about whether the fucking bloke at the bar heard the fucking keyboard octave melody. Saturday March 15th - TNMC get pissed and fucking fuck the fucking hope and anchor.
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#26753
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07/03/2008 17:08:33
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READY FOR A FUCKING FIGHT. I fancy a fight at the gig. We were all over the fucking place at the last gig. I'd have come out fighting normally if those people taunting pete hadn't actually been figments of his imagination. There's one thing for sure though, if one cunt says one fucking thing to any of use or even LOOKS at Pete on the night he's getting a meal of his own FUCKING TEETH. I MEAN IT.
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#26752
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07/03/2008 17:06:23
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Good idea Darlene. Lets all get down there for 4pm. Cocktails at 4 and then onward Christian soldiers. By 8pm it'll be like the Who live at Leeds.
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#26751
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07/03/2008 17:04:23
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I'm going to take Woods's advice and drink 8 pints so that I'm properly 'stage ready'.
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#26750
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07/03/2008 17:03:51
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Bring 'we' down on Saturday, you'll be safely ensconced deep in Arsenal territory and you need not fear my navy blue and white tongue.
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26749
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07/03/2008 17:03:26
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I think we should get fucking drunk before our gig on the 15th. FUCKING DRUNK.
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#26748
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07/03/2008 17:02:22
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Oh yes, Dear TNMC,
On the 15th I've arranged for SuperBenny and big Sam to come down and listen to the TNMC sound, so that they can work out how best to record you. I've told them you're quite happy for them to produce your next album. I haven't mentioned money yet, but you can all have a fight about that on Saturday whilst I'm buying your wives a drink. Is it a deal? IS IT TNMC?
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#26747
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07/03/2008 17:00:11
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you don't need to know who 'we' are, it's best that you don't think about it too much.
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#26746
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07/03/2008 16:56:27
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Who's 'we'? Not a load of Putney based Johnny come latelies who all of a sudden got into football around the time the Guardian started having a wank over Wenger and the new young Gooners? Surely?
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26745
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07/03/2008 16:54:37
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So did I mate, so did I. Look, realistically though, without Gilberto's moment of Sunday league class, we'd have been looking at a 0-0 I reckon, which would've been fair enough. Now we've 'got it all to do'. Fucking Arsenal though, £5 says they win no silverware this season. Man U for the double. The glorious Spuds would've put 2 past Ac Milan the other night. NO PROBLEM. jOHNNIES 2ND LEG PREDICTION:
PSV 1 SPUDS 4
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#26744
posted:
07/03/2008 16:22:50
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when Robinson fell over backwards into his own net with the ball behind him we all thought it was 2-0
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#26743
posted:
07/03/2008 16:21:54
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what an unfair result last night
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#26742
posted:
07/03/2008 14:58:03
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Actually, I don't think that it's anyone's Birthday on 24th July.
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#26741
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07/03/2008 14:57:10
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It's always someone's Birthday on any day of the year, did you know that?
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#26740
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07/03/2008 14:32:38
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Dear the TNMC and our omnipotent musical genius leader, teacher and prophesiser, Jonathan "I've got a ladies cunt for a face" Woods.
It is my birthday on Friday March 21st but I might be going to Somerset that day. I might therefore suggest some kind of get together on the Thursday and presumably most people will have the Friday off as it is good Friday. So, to recap, drinks on Thursday even though we'll be celebrating it properly on the stag do. Look, let's just forget about my fucking birthday ok.
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#26739
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07/03/2008 14:26:56
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I can't believe it's not butter, butter light.
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#26738
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07/03/2008 13:58:04
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Dear TNMC,
Would now, considering the recent death of Mr Patrick Swayze, be the right time for the band to split? I say NO! I say Patrick would have wanted this band to continue, to ROCK ON. I think it is also fair to say that Patrick would also have been delighted to see me reinstated to the TNMC forthwith as agreed at the time of my sacking in 2005. So come on TNMC, stop fucking about and get me back in on flute or trumpet or some fucking shit or other and lets DO IT FOR SWAYZE.
EVERYBODY CUT, EVERYBODY CUT, EVERYBODY CUT, EVERYBODY CUT, I'M TELLING YOU LOOSE! FOOTLOOSE, FOOTLOOSE, EVERYBODY CUT FOOTLOOSE!
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#26737
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07/03/2008 12:21:43
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I had the time of my life, I've never felt this way before.
Patrick Swayze RIP.
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#26736
posted:
07/03/2008 11:16:05
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I had a headache.
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| Brünnhilde
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#26735
posted:
07/03/2008 09:05:57
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I had a farm in Africa at the foot of the Ngong Hills.
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#26734
posted:
07/03/2008 01:08:06
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I was born with seven fingers and seven toes.
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#26733
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06/03/2008 17:14:41
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I had a twenty pound note once. I carried it around with me everywhere I went in a small leather bag which I called a 'wallet'. But one fateful day whilst I was walking home I met a wizened old man who sold me some magic beans for twenty English dollar-pouns sterling.
This story and many others can be enjoyed in full by ordering 'The life and times of Brünnhilde the great' for a mere £20 + P&P.
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#26732
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06/03/2008 16:11:08
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Pete, I don't really owe you any £20's I'm afraid. In fact, make sure you have a few on you for Darlene's pleasure in Edinburgh xx
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#26731
posted:
06/03/2008 13:46:13
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Tappenden?
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| Brünnhilde
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#26730
posted:
06/03/2008 12:23:51
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don't worry alexos, i'll be tapping you for those in edinburgh, make no mistake
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#26729
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06/03/2008 10:27:10
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I was listening to Camel in my bedsit in Acton when you were still a poncing student you poncing student. I had the castle communications double cassette 'the camel collection'. I know all about Camel. Here is how best to highlight Camels standing in progressive rock:
Genesis-The Beatles
Yes-The Stones
King Crimson-The Who
Camel-Freddie and the Dreamers.
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#26728
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06/03/2008 09:58:16
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I wish Pete would forget about all those £20's he lent me.
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#26727
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05/03/2008 18:17:38
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I bet you've never even listened to Camel you ponce.
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#26726
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05/03/2008 17:14:02
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No actually, up yours, no not at all, I'm not kicking anything you barstard, no. Look Camel were coming in late on the coat tails of the true prog trailblazers-Genesis, Yes and King Crimson. Thats the truth and everyone knows it. Camel are second rate, pretenders. Prog rock was officially dead when Gabriel left Genesis. FACT.
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#26725
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05/03/2008 17:03:23
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LOL - Keith, you accidentally suggested that the Lamb Lies Down on Broadway was the last great progressive rock opus, whereas of course The Snow Goose by Camel was released in 1975!!! You must be kicking yourself now!!!
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#26724
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05/03/2008 16:43:19
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Lets talk about progressive rock. How about the Lamb lies down on Broadway by Genesis, 1974. That was fucking excellent. In fact I think it was the last great progressive rock opus. It was certainly the last Genesis album Peter Gabriel sang on. After that it all went stadium and stupid. Gabriel was right to bail out athat point. In my opinion he showed great vision and bravery. I would say his decision has now been vindicated, as everyone knows it was downhill for Genesis from there.
Gabriel -vocals
Banks -keyboards
Collins -drums
Rutherford -bass
Hackett -guitar
That was the classic line up alright.
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#26723
posted:
05/03/2008 16:33:06
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Zis iz dee beste Forum in zee Vorld.
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| Brünnhilde
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#26722
posted:
05/03/2008 16:32:27
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What the fucking fuckee is going on?
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26721
posted:
05/03/2008 13:03:12
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The man doesn't seem as excited as he should be, I think you might be onto something there...
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| Brünnhilde
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#26720
posted:
05/03/2008 11:07:49
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#26719 - I bet she does that so often it isn't even special anymore.
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#26719
posted:
05/03/2008 10:50:46
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You're not wrong, what a dirty girl. She gets even worse when she wants to party with a man and a woman on the MicroLink dLAN Starter Kit Ethernet/Ethernet - bridge pack.
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| Brünnhilde
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#26718
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05/03/2008 10:40:12
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Christ, on dLAN Audio extender Starter Kit she looks like she's just done something absolutely disgusting, but she loves it and wants to share.
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| Denise
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#26717
posted:
05/03/2008 10:38:16
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Ideally the picture off the High Speed Ethernet 200 Starter Pack.
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| Denise
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#26716
posted:
05/03/2008 10:37:52
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Pete, can we just go back to black, but have a picture of Develo Girl instead of Macauley Culkin?
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| Denise
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#26715
posted:
05/03/2008 10:14:27
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This new branding is all a bit too carnal for my taste - I feel like I've caught the forum in state of undress.
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| Brünnhilde
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#26714
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05/03/2008 10:09:33
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well keith asked for brown, denise ruled it out as shit brown and now we have 'devolo bird pink', a change is a good as a rest brünnhilde
http://www.shitontoast.com - i wonder if that's available
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| chantelle marsh
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#26713
posted:
05/03/2008 10:08:08
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I would like to see the dark brown, I agree with Keith that it would work.
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| Brünnhilde
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#26712
posted:
05/03/2008 10:07:19
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Shit on toast, what's going on here then?
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| Brünnhilde
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#26711
posted:
05/03/2008 10:01:19
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for the record denise, that's 'devolo bird pink'
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| chantelle marsh
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#26710
posted:
05/03/2008 10:00:19
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pah, it looks awful, i'm no colour whore - (you can see how inconsitent my css was back in the old days, oh how times have changed...)
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| chantelle marsh
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#26709
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05/03/2008 09:57:30
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No: flesh pink.
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| Denise
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#26708
posted:
05/03/2008 09:57:09
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Man, this is like 2 girls 1 cup. Change it back. Actually, what about eggshell blue?
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| Denise
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#26707
posted:
05/03/2008 09:37:24
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I'm definitely coming to the Hope and Anchor. Its one of my favourite venues. And its right on the blue bullet victoria line. I might even bring the wife. I reckon you'll have a good turn out for this one. I'm going to see if SuperBenny and Lloyd will come down. So perhaps this would be a good chance for you lot to negotiate with us about producing your album and playing all the instruments? And if each one of you buys me a pint, I wont have to spend any money at the bar.
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26706
posted:
05/03/2008 09:33:04
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Fucking Arsenal. I threw my beer can at the telly. Fucking commentators expecting us all to be overjoyed that they've progressed. Mind you, I was honoured, as for once the Arsenal faithful broke into rapturous voice with a rousing version of 'are you watching Tottenham?'. All the way from Italy too, and they say we're not their rivals and they're not bothered about our ascension. All in all they played well. Mind you, I reckon we would've put 2 goals past Milan last night. THEY WERE SHITE.
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26705
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05/03/2008 09:28:45
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Peter, what are the chances of changing the forum from black to brown? Brown is a much better match with orange and white and is bound to bring good fortune to the band. Come on Peter, lets go BROWN.
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26704
posted:
04/03/2008 17:21:07
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My other plan is to sell them The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train, which lets face it, is the best song Rod Jane and Freddy never wrote. Obviously some lyrical alterations will have to take place, especially the bit about gambling, but I'm looking for nothing less than £10k + PPL.
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26703
posted:
04/03/2008 17:18:19
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Well apparently according to SuperBenny, I have to join something called 'PPL' otherwise it'll be one up the japs eye for me when they play our bit of music to their hearts content without having to hand over anymore than the £200 flat rate. With PPL they have to pay a charge every time its aired of which we get 50%. SuperBenny tells me this is a standard thing for session musicians to be part of. I'm just trying to not piss Nickelodeon off as I want some more £200's for playing A, D and E for half an hour. AND THEY DONT KNOW THAT I'M A MUSLIM EXTREMIST YET EITHER.
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26702
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04/03/2008 16:38:44
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Brilliant - well done Keith! That's one in the eye for the infidels at Nickelodeon.
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| Denise
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#26701
posted:
04/03/2008 16:24:02
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Its on all March on Nickelodeon Juniors. Its the theme song for musical March. I think musical March is a theme running through March whereby they have lots of music related programmes and we've done the music for the trailer/introductory bit or something. I played the 12 string and bass and super Benny played the drums and lead. I'll send you the MPEG once Lloyd sends it to me.
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26700
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04/03/2008 14:03:37
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#26696 - we haven't got that. What exactly did you do and where can I hear it? Is it on the net? Is it for a particular programme?
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| Denise
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#26699
posted:
04/03/2008 13:59:32
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you better be on a royalty deal
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| chantelle marsh
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#26698
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04/03/2008 13:59:22
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24/7/365
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| chantelle marsh
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#26697
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04/03/2008 13:59:14
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when is it on woods?
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| chantelle marsh
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#26696
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04/03/2008 13:54:42
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Right. Everyone with Sky please tune to Nickelodeon Juniors and BEHOLD THE AWESOME POWER OF THE DREAM TEAM AS WE ROCK THE MUSICAL MARCH MASSIVE.
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26695
posted:
04/03/2008 13:39:07
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#26694 - gosh, you were drunk, weren't you? I lent you twenty quid!
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| Denise
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#26694
posted:
04/03/2008 13:37:08
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i don't think i can face the prospect of getting there by public transport and cabbing it back, provided the weather holds we'll be alright...edmond i'm skint as a twart - did i lend you a tenner on saturday?
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| chantelle marsh
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#26693
posted:
04/03/2008 13:27:16
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I dont know how you can even countenance rehearsing anywhere other then Gracelands. How can you live with yourselves knowing that because of the TNMC Paul Burrows is dead and Gracelands burnt to the ground? I for one can never forgive you and will spend the rest of my days hunting you down and making sure you undergo due process in a court of law, one by one. Like that cunt Simon Weisthansel has done with all those nice Germans.
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| Keith the IraniAC
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#26692
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04/03/2008 10:58:28
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Yeah, get a taxi - kill another fucking polar bear why don't you? Then leave the driver free to rape again. I can't believe some people, I honestly can't.
So Denise, what say you?
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| Darlene
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#26691
posted:
04/03/2008 10:47:10
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Chantelle, shall we get a taxi back? I'm cool with that if it makes things easier.
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| Denise
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#26690
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04/03/2008 10:34:26
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I'm going to try really hard to leave early this evening with that little cunt ICOH.
Denise, I'm good for Sunday boy action. That didn't really sound right did it.
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| Darlene
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#26689
posted:
04/03/2008 10:09:08
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actually, need to keep an eye on the weather, the taxi wipers are out of action at the moment, if we have to go via public transport i might cut my cock off
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| chantelle marsh
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#26688
posted:
04/03/2008 10:08:26
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i tell you what ed, how about i piss in your seat just before we set off
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| chantelle marsh
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